/soy/ - Soyjaks

Kill doddernigger. Behead doddernigger. Roundhouse kick doddernigger into the concrete. Slam dunk doddernigger into the trashcan. Crucify filthy irishmen. Defecate in doddernigger's food. Launch doddernigger into the sun. Stir fry doddernigger in a wok. Toss doddernigger into an active volcanoe. Urinate into doddernigger's gas tank. Judo throw doddernigger into a wood chipper. Twist doddernigger's head off. Report doddernigger to the IRS. Karate chop doddernigger in half. Curb stomp doddernigger. Trap doddernigger in quicksand. Crush doddernigger in the trash compactor. Liquify doddernigger in a vat of acid. Eat doddernigger. Dissect doddernigger. Exterminate doddernigger in the gas chamber. Stomp doddernigger's with steel toed boots. Cremate doddernigger in the oven. Lobotomize doddernigger. Mandatory castrations for doddernigger. Grind doddernigger in the garbage disposal. Drown doddernigger in fried chicken grease. Vaporize doddernigger with a ray gun. Kick doddernigger down the stairs. Feed doddernigger to alligators. Slice doddernigger with a katana. Put a bomb in doddernigger's mouth. Throw knives at doddernigger. Inflate doddernigger until he pops. Send doddernigger into a blackhole. Castrate doddernigger. Feed doddernigger poisoned food. Force doddernigger to walk the plank. Push doddernigger into a pit. Kneel on doddernigger's neck. Curse doddernigger with a spell. Stuff doddernigger into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten doddernigger with a tank. Pop doddernigger's car tire. Strike doddernigger with a ruler. Make doddernigger swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off doddernigger's limbs. Airdrop doddernigger into Antarctica. Throw doddernigger off the boat. Pressurize doddernigger into fine crystals. Light fireworks in doddernigger's ass. Falcon-punch doddernigger in the face. Make doddernigger into fiction. Blow doddernigger's head off with a grenade launcher. Blow doddernigger's brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock doddernigger in a cage and drown him underwater. Nail doddernigger to a cross and stab him. Run over doddernigger with a tank feet-first. Crush doddernigger with a press. Attack doddernigger with acid. Boil doddernigger in a pan. Lock doddernigger inside a brazen bull. Burn doddernigger alive. Drag doddernigger across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on doddernigger. Quarter doddernigger. Impale doddernigger on a pike. Tenderize doddernigger with a mallet. Ionise doddernigger in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate doddernigger in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify doddernigger in a black hole. Curse doddernigger with the necronomicon. Trap doddernigger in purgatory. Bang doddernigger's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw doddernigger off a twelve story building. Freeze dry doddernigger in the vacuum of space. Fry doddernigger with power lines. Feed doddernigger ricin. Kneecap doddernigger with a twelve gauge. Re-enslave doddernigger. Sell doddernigger's organ on the black market. Run doddernigger over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw doddernigger into the grand canyon. Burn doddernigger with jet engine exhaust. Beat doddernigger to death with a tire iron. Cauterise doddernigger'a asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice doddernigger to the sun god. Drop doddernigger out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed doddernigger to sharks. Load doddernigger into a cannon and shoot him at a concrete wall. Keel Haul doddernigger under a galleon. Disembowel doddernigger with a bayonet. Strap doddernigger to a cruise missile and launch it at an irish neighbourhood. Drop doddernigger into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter doddernigger. Lure doddernigger in with fried chicken and trap him with bear traps. Force doddernigger to learn calculus, then kill doddernigger anyway. Atomize doddernigger with a powerfist. Throw doddernigger into vats full of FEV virus. Choke doddernigger with barbed wire. Throw pianos at doddernigger from 40-story buildings. Throw doddernigger at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze doddernigger in liquid nitrogen then shatter him with a hammer. Tie doddernigger to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot doddernigger with syringe guns. Defecate on doddernigger food stamps. Make doddernigger pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire doddernigger into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on doddernigger then nail them to his body with a hammer. Irradiate doddernigger with depleted uranium. Launch doddernigger with a trebuchet. Send doddernigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use doddernigger as a crash test dummy. Tie doddernigger onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on doddernigger. Trample doddernigger. Bury doddernigger alive. Play bowling with doddernigger's disembodied body parts as pins. Grate doddernigger with a cheese grater. Get doddernigger stuck in an elevator. Spray doddernigger toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot doddernigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage doddernigger parachute. Sabotage doddernigger bungee. Trap doddernigger under ice. Force doddernigger to work and support a family of 5. Force doddernigger into gladiatorial combat. Send doddernigger back to warring irish tribes. Hide a snake in doddernigger's room. Put doddernigger on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest doddernigger's organs. Waterboard doddernigger with gasoline, then set him on fire. Flay doddernigger. Tie doddernigger to train tracks. Put laxatives in his koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on doddernigger. Gibbet doddernigger. Tie a lightning rod to doddernigger's head during a storm. Lure doddernigger into a suicide pod. Bury doddernigger neck deep and surround him with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending doddernigger to it. Stir doddernigger into cement. Squeeze doddernigger through a chain link fence. Hack doddernigger's socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Simon Harris's arrest. Perform adorcism on doddernigger. Microwave doddernigger's head. Suck doddernigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside doddernigger's basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Feed doddernigger to a tribe of cannibals.