/soy/ - Soyjaks

You’re late, you know the deal, you can do the one block jump for 6 shitty and choppy voicebanks, or you can attempt the one block vertical jump for actually good updates to them.

Here in Crypton Future Media Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the actually good updates. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the shitty and choppy voicebanks rather than risk your entire life for just half a dollar more.